Small Penis User Group
...because men like me should not be ashamed
Very excited to be able to announce THE BIG SMALL PENIS PARTY - our inaugral get-together for everyone who understands that men like me should not be ashamed.
7pm Saturday 7th March 2015
The Rhythm Factory, 16-18 Whitechapel Road, E1 1EW London, United Kingdom
or join us on Twitter #smallpenisparty for a live conversation with the audience.
Full details on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/1606135616275859/
PRICING
Women by kind donation
Men, 50p per claimed phallic inch
payment on the door
THE first ever conference for the Celebration and Acceptance of small penises everywhere!
This multimedia comedy cabaret extravagance will cure all ills, set society on a better path and bring to us world peace. Or maybe not, but it will prove that life's just too SHORT to be hung up on the LITTLE things.
Suitable for men AND women (18+) we'll be celebrating tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks.
Full line-up to be announced but you will be entertained by Comedians, Musicians, London's finest naked poets and the now infamous, original, short-dick poet himself: Ant, The GameCat, Smith.
If you BELIEVE Body Shaming is evil,
If you BELIEVE all men (and women!) are born equal,
If you BELIEVE in a damned good night out
come join us in this celebration.
*This event will be filmed for a forth coming short documentary
*This event will contain nudity and may contain nuts
THE BIG SMALL PENIS LINE-UP
We have a packed night lined-up so do get down early, it’s certainly going to be BIG!
Since this all started with poetry we have no less than 6 of London’s most entertaining, and least dressed, poets:
Comedy from edinburgh Fringe seasoned Becky Fury,and Lizanne Davies
Traditional folk ballads (yes, that's right, bawdy!) from Sarah-Jane Miller on fiddle and flute.
And brnging us bang up to date with their own brand of filthy hiphop we have the fantastic Seddondoleo
Playing us out on the night we have MeatRaffle
Plus of course a full half hour set from Ant, The GameCat, Smith - see The Poem for yourself, it will change your life...
Your ushers on the evening will be: Peter Jacobs, Adrian Ellis, Rob George, Cy Wol
