Small Penis User Group
...because men like me should not be ashamed
I have a tiny cock
Like a crooked little finger
Everybody else's dick
Is inevitably bigger
If six inch as an average
Can truly be believed
Someone here in this room
Is twice the size of me
If you can do your algebra
Already you will know
Four inches is the maximum
My dick will ever go
For the engineers among you
I'll express my ratio
My little one inch wonder
Up to four times it can grow
My pubes are even longer
They make a comfy nest
With a little acorn sat
Upon the very crest
Rummage in my fly and
Wish that I were blessed
Searching frantically
I recover just the head
Get a little piss drip
Up on my finger tip
There's absolutely nothing there
For me to get a grip
If I sit to pee I must
Be wary of my jet
The angle of my dangle means
My trousers may get wet
He's got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he's got the balls, to admit to it!
Yes
He's got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he's got the balls, to admit to it!
I wank it with one finger
If you really want to know
And no I can't imagine
The feeling of deep throat
When I look down I can still
Clearly see my toes
But my little willy hides
Beneath my belly folds
Sometimes it is inverted
Even when it isn't cold
Like a little turtle
Inside of me it goes
Girls they like to tell me
It' such a cute surprise
Until I have to tell them I
Left the condom stuck inside
I'm hung like Mickey Mouse
I'm glad now to admit
For the greater pain exists
In propagating myths
According to the internet
Real men have massive dicks
And you are next to useless
If you're 'only' average
So if you're sat with five or six then
Feel the relief
You no longer have to hide it
In shame and misery
For I'm the living proof you've got
Way more than you need
For even with four inches
My, girl's in love with me
He's got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he's got the balls, to admit to it!
Yes
He's got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he's got the balls, to admit to it!
Shorty
SHORTY, and plenty of my other poems are now available in a published collection:
- PDF Version (very, very cheap)
Here's the poem that started it all for me. I wrote this in March 2014, aged 47 - my first 100% conscious recognition that I am, a man with a small penis. I'd discussed this somewhat with my wife over the previous year, but up until then I had largely been in denial. Certain odd behaviours (the shyness I exhibited about being naked for example) were just not thought about too closely. Once I started sharing this poem though I was on a road to totally outing myself as a small dicked guy. And to be honest I haven't had to look back. The experience has been totally liberating, and supported. I only wish I could have come to this point a few decades earlier.
The poem, this group, The Event - everything here, is about joyous celebraton of the human condition. Read it. Enjoy it. Share it!
