Small Penis User Group

I have a tiny cock

Like a crooked little finger

Everybody else's dick

Is inevitably bigger

If six inch as an average

Can truly be believed

Someone here in this room

Is twice the size of me

If you can do your algebra

Already you will know

Four inches is the maximum

My dick will ever go

For the engineers among you

I'll express my ratio

My little one inch wonder

Up to four times it can grow

 

My pubes are even longer

They make a comfy nest

With a little acorn sat

Upon the very crest

Rummage in my fly and

Wish that I were blessed

Searching frantically

I recover just the head

Get a little piss drip

Up on my finger tip

There's absolutely nothing there

For me to get a grip

If I sit to pee I must

Be wary of my jet

The angle of my dangle means

My trousers may get wet

 

He's got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he's got the balls, to admit to it!

Yes

He's got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he's got the balls, to admit to it!

 

I wank it with one finger

If you really want to know

And no I can't imagine

The feeling of deep throat

When I look down I can still

Clearly see my toes

But my little willy hides

Beneath my belly folds

Sometimes it is inverted

Even when it isn't cold

Like a little turtle

Inside of me it goes

Girls they like to tell me

It' such a cute surprise

Until I have to tell them I

Left the condom stuck inside

 

I'm hung like Mickey Mouse

I'm glad now to admit

For the greater pain exists

In propagating myths

According to the internet

Real men have massive dicks

And you are next to useless

If you're 'only' average

So if you're sat with five or six then

Feel the relief

You no longer have to hide it

In shame and misery

For I'm the living proof you've got

Way more than you need

For even with four inches

My, girl's in love with me

 

He's got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he's got the balls, to admit to it!

Yes

He's got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he's got the balls, to admit to it!

Shorty

SHORTY, and plenty of my other poems are now available in a published collection:

 

- Physical copy

- PDF Version (very, very cheap)

 

Here's the poem that started it all for me. I wrote this in March 2014, aged 47 - my first 100% conscious recognition that I am, a man with a small penis. I'd discussed this somewhat with my wife over the previous year, but up until then I had largely been in denial. Certain odd behaviours (the shyness I exhibited about being naked for example) were just not thought about too closely. Once I started sharing this poem though I was on a road to totally outing myself as a small dicked guy. And to be honest I haven't had to look back. The experience has been totally liberating, and supported. I only wish I could have come to this point a few decades earlier.

 

The poem, this group, The Event - everything here, is about joyous celebraton of the human condition. Read it. Enjoy it. Share it!